- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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