What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Asian women drivers...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Women's Rights..

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

quantum physics?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Blacks

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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