- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Horse.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

noah is a scrub jungle

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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