Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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