- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

drugs.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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