- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A blonde dies Lololol

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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