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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock, knock. Come in.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

diarrhea.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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