A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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I'm hungry.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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