Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

angelo snyder is not ga

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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