- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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