- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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