You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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