A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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