- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Women's rights.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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