Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Anti Joke

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