My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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