did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Half life 3 confirmed

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Your mother is so fat.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Anti Joke

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