What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A American seeking into mexico

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

haha black people :D

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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