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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A gay man watches football.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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