- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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