how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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