- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A lot eh?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

you give like i give lomain

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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