- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

PIED NINNY!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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