- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

He--Hey guys

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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