- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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