- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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