- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why so serious ?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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