What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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