- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Ben Corbishley

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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