whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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