- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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