- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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