- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

school homewrok

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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