What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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