What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Black people

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

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