- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A car walks into a bar.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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