whats black and large -me

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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