- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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