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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Women's rights.

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