Neither have I

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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knock knock go away

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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