- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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