why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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