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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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