- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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