If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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