Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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I'm Coming

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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