- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

noah is a scrub jungle

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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