Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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stinky boner

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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were you expecting a joke

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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