- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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