what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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